There is an airplane going down and there is a priest, a boy scout, the President and the smartest blonde in the world on board. There are only three parachutes. The President says, “I’m the President of the USA so I have to jump.” The blonde says, “I am the smartest blonde in the world so I have to jump.” The priest says to the boy scout, ” I lived a long life so you can have the last parachute.”
The boy scout says, “That won’t be necessary, the smartest person in the world just jumped out with my backpack!”
