A man was driving down the highway and he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman said “You were driving 85 miles per hour”.
“Don’t be ridiculous” the man said, “I’ve only been driving twenty minutes”!
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From Rachel, age 9, Bardstown, Kentucky, USA
A man was driving down the highway and he was pulled over by a policeman. The policeman said “You were driving 85 miles per hour”.
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