What do firemen put in their soup?
Firecrackers!
4th of July Jokes
Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th.
What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic turtle!
What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
