4th of July Jokes

From Draco, 11 years old, Scotland

Why are there no knock-knock jokes in America?

Because freedom rings.

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From Dessa, 12 years old, United States

What did Polly the parrot want on the 4th of July?

A fire cracker!

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From Mom, a parent, Washington, USA

What did the little firecracker say to the big firecracker?

Hi, Pop!

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From Arnav, 7 years old, MA

What did the big firecracker say to little firecracker?

My pop is bigger than your pop!

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From Cassidy, 12 years old, Berwick ME

Who gave the liberty Bell to Philadephia?

A duck family, Because it had a qwack in it!

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From Jared Newport, 11 years old, Eugene, Oregon

Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

Pupil: Because it can’t sit down

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