Calling All 4th of July Jokes!

Will you help us by submitting a funny 4th of July joke? Here’s the joke submit page.
Now that it’s June, my thoughts have turned to summer, which then lead me to think about our 4th of July jokes. It’s not a holiday that has a lot of jokes.
What makes one holiday funnier than another? I don’t know. Can you guess which holiday has the most jokes here at JokesByKids.com? It’s Halloween, followed by Christmas and then Thanksgiving.
So, I felt a little sad for the 4th of July. Won’t you help us by submitting a funny 4th of July joke? Here’s the joke submit page.
P.S. While we are on the topic, I should tell you about Independence Day Fun. It’s my 4th of July site. It has coloring pages, party ideas, songs, quotes, poems. But no jokes. There just are not a lot of Independence Day jokes!