Me: What animal do you want to be?
Person: I want to be a dog (it doesn’t have to be a dog)
Me: Repeat what I say BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me : Are you a dog??
Person: No
Me: AGAIN BAM make me a dog
Person: BAM make me a dog
Me: Are you a dog?
Person: No
me: OK, because you were repeating what I said, you are not a dog, you are a PARROT!!!!
um… ok….. there is still room for improvement on the punchline