Once there was a blonde who walked into a store and said, “Can I buy that TV?”
The salesman said, “We don’t sell to blondes.”
Then the blonde put on a brown wig, came back and asked the same question, but she got the same answer. She tried more times with different wigs but always got the same answer. The last time she came in she asked, “How did you know I was a blonde?”
The salesman answered, “That’s not a TV. It’s a microwave!”
