Simon can you spell your name backwards?
No mis!
Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?
Because he did not want to be cooked!
A bear walks into a restaurant. The waitress asks him, “What can I get for you?” The bear says, “Uhhhhhhh, I’ll have a hamburger, and, uhhhhh, fries”. The waitress asks him, “Why the long pause?”
The bear looks at his hands and replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them!”
Why was the pirate scared of the movie?
Because it was rated arrrrrr!
Why did the turkey join the band?
He had the drumsticks!
What fish died but still swims?
An angel fish of course!
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