Mom, why is there a cow in that truck?
He must be in the mooving business.
A man was about to die. He said to his three sons,” If you can fulfill my wish, you can have this house. I want you to fill up the room. The first son brought in straw but that was not it. The second son brought in sticks but that was not it either. The third son filled up the room but what did he use to make the old man happy?
He used a candle to make light!
Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.
She’s not coming back and we don’t know Y.
What did the cat get for Christmas?
Pur-fect presents!
What do you give to a sick lemon?
Lemon aid!
What is Beethoven doing in his grave ?
De-composing!
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