Why did the turtle cross the street?
To get to the Shell station!
Why do cows wear bells?
Because they don’t have horns!
What did the turkey say to the Teddy Bear?
What does your stuffing taste like?
What goes in cars but comes out of people?
Gas!!
Why did the horse move?
To find a better naaayyborhood!
Which two letters are always cool?
AC!
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