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From Heather Ann S., age 12, Mississippi

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Just put him in.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open up the refrigerator and take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in.
If there’s an all animal meeting, where’s the giraffe? In the refrigerator.
How do you get across an alligator lake with no boat?

Just swim across because all the alligators are at the meeting!
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Filed Under: Elephant

From Jamie, age 9, Stokport, Manchester, England

What did the person at the front of the queue for dinner say to the person at the back of the queue for dinner?

“If you want the mustard, you’ve got to ketchup!”
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Filed Under: What Did?

From Maria and Nicole, 14 years old, NH

What kind of animal always wakes you up?

Alarmadillo
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Filed Under: Animal

From StrikerAlei, 10 years old, California

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

The spacebar!
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Filed Under: Space

From Alejandra cuevas, 11 years old, San Antonio

What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?

Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!
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Filed Under: What Did?

From John, age 9, Pottsboro, Texas

Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

Have you ever seen their fingers?
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Filed Under: Animal

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