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From Lily, 10 years old, Brisbane

Three men are stuck at the top of a building. Suddenly a magic slide appears. Whatever the men say when they slide down they land in. The first man says MONEY….. and lands in money. The second man says COFFEE……. and he lands in coffee.

Now the third man was having so much fun that he yelled WEEEEEEEEE…..
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Filed Under: People

From Cowguy82, 10 years old

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Lois Doige, a teacher, Woodstock, New Brunswick Canada

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!
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From Zaghloul, a teacher, Mehalla, Cairo, Egypt

What is in the centre of America?

The letter “R”.
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From Rachel, age 9, TN, United States

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside!
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Filed Under: Chicken

From Anonymous, 11 years old, New York City, New York

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
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Filed Under: Music

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