What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Issues a royal pardon!
Can a pet really be worth 500?
Yes, if it saves all its money!
Why wouldn’t the policeman come out from under the covers?
He was arresting!
Why did the football couch go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
Why will tennis players never marry?
Because in tennis love means nothing.
What did the cat call the mouse on roller skates?
Meals on wheels!
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