Why did the turkey join the band?
He had the drumsticks!
What fish died but still swims?
An angel fish of course!
What is a duck’s favorite restaurant?
Quack-er barrel!
Why did Mickey go to outerspace?
To see Pluto!
Over and over again, a little turtle would jump out of a tall tree and fall to the ground, flailing his limbs around. Two birds were watching and the female bird says to the male bird…
“Honey, I think it’s time to tell our baby he’s adopted.”
Daniel had 50 cookies. He ate 20 of them. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
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