What do you call male cows?
Cowboy!
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
What did the shrimp roll say when it saw the tuna roll?
I want my eda-mommy!
What deodorant do astronauts use?
OLD SPACE!
Electron: Which way are we supposed to go to circle the atom?
Proton: Clockwise.
Electron: Are you sure?
Proton: Of course I am I’m positive!
Why were the two baby cookies crying?
Because their mommy was crumby and their daddy was a wafer so long!
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