Over and over again, a little turtle would jump out of a tall tree and fall to the ground, flailing his limbs around. Two birds were watching and the female bird says to the male bird…
“Honey, I think it’s time to tell our baby he’s adopted.”
Daniel had 50 cookies. He ate 20 of them. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
What did the chicken say when her egg hatched?
That’s eggcellent!
Is your refrigerator running?
It is, so you better go catch it!
What wobbles when it flies?
A jelly copter!
What did the cat’s owner say when his cat made a huge mess?
“This is cat-astrophic!”
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