What do you get if you cross an elephant and a peanut butter sandwich?
Either a sandwich that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!!
What did Ernie say to his best friend when he asked him if he wanted ice cream?
“Sure, Bert!”
Who was the fattest Queen of Egypt?
CleoFATra!
How does a hawk feel when he is embarrassed?
HAWKWARD!
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy
Why did the soap marry the mouse?
Because they wanted to make Bubble and Squeak!
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