Why did the baby rattlesnake cry?
Because he lost his rattle!
What shirt do you wear when you are golfing?
A tee shirt!
What did the eraser say to the pencil?
Take me to your Ruler!
What is worse than a centipede with sore feet?
A giraffe with a sore throat!
Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?
They squealed on each other!
Who’s faster than a speeding bullet and full of food?
Super Market
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