How does a hawk feel when he is embarrassed?
HAWKWARD!
What kind of hair does the ocean have?
Wavy
Why did the soap marry the mouse?
Because they wanted to make Bubble and Squeak!
April showers bring may flowers but what did may flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
I once wondered “Is that frisbee getting bigger?”
THEN, IT HIT ME!
Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in day care centers?
They’re calling it “infant-tile!”
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