What did the ‘mother rope’ say to the ‘baby rope’?
Don’t be KNOTTY !
There were 9 cats on a boat. One jumped off. How many were left there?
None, because they were all copy cats!
How does a cow add?
With a cow-culator!
What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk!
Who walks into a restaurant, eats shoots and leaves?
A Panda!
How did the egg laugh?
It cracked itself up!
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