Why did the soap marry the mouse?
Because they wanted to make Bubble and Squeak!
April showers bring may flowers but what did may flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
I once wondered “Is that frisbee getting bigger?”
THEN, IT HIT ME!
Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in day care centers?
They’re calling it “infant-tile!”
What did the math book say to the pencil?
I have too many problems!
Did you hear the one about the skunk?
It really stank!
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