Who is the best person to borrow money from?
From a lone wolf!
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Just put him in.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open up the refrigerator and take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in.
If there’s an all animal meeting, where’s the giraffe? In the refrigerator.
How do you get across an alligator lake with no boat?
Just swim across because all the alligators are at the meeting!
What did the person at the front of the queue for dinner say to the person at the back of the queue for dinner?
“If you want the mustard, you’ve got to ketchup!”
What kind of animal always wakes you up?
Alarmadillo
What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?
The spacebar!
What did Phineas say to Ferb when they broke a vase?
Ferb, I know what we are going to “glue” today!
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