Where does Batman use the bathroom?
The Batroom!
What is the most important thing in a pie?
The fork!
Why did the computer go to the doctor??
Because it had a virus.
Simon can you spell your name backwards?
No mis!
Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?
Because he did not want to be cooked!
A bear walks into a restaurant. The waitress asks him, “What can I get for you?” The bear says, “Uhhhhhhh, I’ll have a hamburger, and, uhhhhh, fries”. The waitress asks him, “Why the long pause?”
The bear looks at his hands and replies, “I don’t know, I’ve always had them!”
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