What do you get when you cross a rock star and a turtle?
A hard rocker
Why didn`t the teddy bear have breakfast?
Because he was already stuffed!
What does a dog do to a steak?
He’ll goblet!
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What did the buffalo say to it’s son
Bye son!
If one side of a barn’s roof is red, and the other is blue, a rooster will come and lay an egg on the top. which side does the egg roll down?
Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs!
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