Why did the cook get arrested?
Cuz he beat up an egg!
What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids won’t eat broccoli!
What starts with an “E”, end with an “E” and is full of letters?
An envelope!!!
How did the woman knit a suit of armor?
She used steel wool.
Why are there no elevators in a video game factory?
Because it would be too easy to get to the next level!
This newcomer to Vancouver arrives on a rainy day.
She gets up the next day and its raining.
It continues to pour for the rest of the week.
Leaning out her apartment window, she sees a little boy playing on the stoop below and asks, “Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?”
The kid looks up at her and yells, “How should I know? I’m only six.”
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