When is a cook mean ?
When he beats eggs and whips cream !
What band did Curly, Straight, and Wavy form?
A Hair Band!
What is a pirate’s fav letter?
AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
What is a sea monster’s favorite snack?
Ships and dip!
What did the shark say after he ate the clown fish?
This tastes funny!
I got my wife laser eye surgery for her birthday.
She dumped me.
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