The more I dry the wetter I get…
Towel !
Why is London called a cyclops?
Because it has one eye. The London Eye!
Why was 9 scared of 7?
7 ate 9.
What should you do when someone sends useless emails about canned meat?
Spam them back!
If the world were a jacket where would the cool people be?
In the hood!
There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
Any chess player!
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