What kind of vacation do prisoners like?
A get-a-way!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl?
Because the “p” is silent!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Kanga.
Kanga, who?
No, kangaroo!
Where do spiders go for groceries?
The flea market!
What do astronauts download onto their iPod?
Neptunes!
What do you call an egg that’s moving?
An egg roll!
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