Why did the bird fly to the ground?
To steal my fish. Hey! That bird stole my fish!
What does the pencil say to the sharpener?
You are shortening my life!
Why didn’t the teddy bear eat his pudding?
Because he was stuffed!
Teacher:Ok class, time for art!
Student: I hate art.
Teacher: Well, just try, and I might give you an A.
Later…
Student: Teacher, I am done!
Teacher: But the page is still blank!
Exactly! I drew a polar bear and a white hare in a snow storm!
What kind of veggie cares about you?
A care-it! (carrot)
Did you here about the guy who lost all left of his side?
He’s all right now!
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