What did the man who always had an itch say when he was disappointed?
Darn-itch!
What Did? Jokes
What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You’re the purrfect cat for me!
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells. (Nose)
Why did the man put his radio in the fridge?
To hear cool music!
What did the carpet say to the floor?
I’m mat about you!
What do calendars eat?
Dates!
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