School Jokes

From Davis, age 11, Solvang, California, USA

What did the little mermaid have to wear?

An algae bra!

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From Michaela, 7 years old, Phoenix, AZ

What do you call a note book without any pages ?

No book!

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From Utsavi, age 10, Mumbai India

Parent to teacher-“My child is a genius. He has many original ideas doesn’t he? ”

Teacher-Yes,especially when it comes to spellings.

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From Courtenay E., age 9, South Africa

Why did the child bring his car to school?

Because he wanted to drive the teacher up the wall!!!

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From Devina, age 11, Malaysia, Kuala Lumpur

Teacher: Samual how come you do not comb your hair?
Samual: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad’s then.

Samual: No hair, Sir!

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From Abdulrahman or Aboud, 9 years old, from Jordan

Where do pencils come from?

Pencil-vania! (Pennsylvania)

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