Why couldn’t the little boy
get in the pirate movie?
Because it was rated rrrrrrr!
Pirate Jokes
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he can Neverland!
What is a pirate’s fav letter?
AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
A gang of pirates had just got a new recruit. The captain thought that the new recruit should bury the booty that they had just took. So the noob recruit and another pirate dug a hole but they had forgot the booty. So the recruit thought up a quick plan. When the pirate captain came to check on them he saw…
the recruit had buried his own butt.
What do you get when you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with a pirate?
Da Buccinator!
What is the pirate’s girlfriend called?
Peggy!
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