Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Because she was a plant eater!
What is Nemo’s least favorite candy?
Swedish Fish!
If you are an American going into the bathroom and an American going out of the bathroom what are you in the bathroom?
European! (You’re-peeing)
What kind of flower grows on your face?
Tulips (two lips)!
A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins were sticking out of the windows, penguins were coming out of the sunroof, there were penguins everywhere.
A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn’t want a ticket, he’d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.
The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins, only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses!
The cop pulled the guy over and said, “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” “I did” said the guy, “Today I’m taking them to the beach!”
Why was the note book weeping?
Becuase it’s pages kept tearing.
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